Random: Transfers, Coldplay & Badass Barca

- Xavi gets grabbing as he holds up Leo, who, while thus supported, is able to kind of match up to Zlatan's height and hug him. Priceless.

- What would happen if the Barca boys were to meet in a chatroom? This is quite possibly the most ingenius thing we've ever read... oh Dani-boy.

- Looks like Barca keeper Jorquera has officially signed for Girona of the Spanish second division; while Sylvinho is off to Manchester City.

- Barca's Jeffren has reportedly been officially promoted to the first team; congratulations to him, he's deserved it!

- There's no questioning what Pique means with this statement.

- Every Barca fan knows, or ought to know, of the love for the band Coldplay and particularly the song “Viva La Vida” present in the hearts of the team and particularly Pep. And it looks like Pep’s getting a dream come true, when he’ll get to meet the band members as they stop by Barcelona during the international break – can’t you practically hear him jumping up and down in excitement?

- And as long as we're talking about Pep: how hot does he look rocking those shades in the photos below? Standing around like that, they all look like some kind of gang waiting for their target to come out of the building across the street... Iniesta is looking so amazingly badass, and Vic seems ready to pull out a gun and fire at any second.