- First off, we're really starting to get suspicious about Cesc Fabregas and our Gerard Pique. They've been getting quite cuddly on the Spanish NT together lately - it's alarming. We know they've been bffs ever since they were toddling about in Barca's youth, but... we fear Bojan will be jealous. He and Pique have been the team's royal couple... so while we love Cesc and want him to return to Barca, we really don't want him to come between them. Bojan should be hiking out to join them, right away. Why wasn't he called up for Spain?- Besides... we've moaned about Pique's choices in regards to his hair and dress in the past, and judging by that awful blond mowhawk thing, Cesc is not the best influence for him right now! We can't bear to have Geri start dabbling in bleach again.
- And as long as we're talking about Pique, he's got a hidden talent: Smashing things. Who'd have thought? We'll be sure to hide all breakables next time we have him over.
- Moving on... seeing as the pitch of Camp Nou will have to be replaced after it gets trampled by fans at the U2 concerts that will take place there this July, the club is considering the option of selling the grass to the fans. Queue up now, you don't want to miss out on a piece of the treble turf!
- Barca coach Pep was out at the “Casa Pepe” restaurant in Barcelona a few days ago, enjoying a meal with fellow coaches and friends, who ended up surprising him when dessert was brought out - three cakes in the shape of the three cups, Liga, Copa, and Champions League – to commemorate Barca’s treble. Pep was so delighted, he went on to distribute cake to the guests at other tables around the restaurant. Imagine, being offered cake by Pep! We're sure we'd faint on the spot.
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