Saturday, August 29, 2009

Transfer Talk: Chygrynskiy On His Way

This signing is… relieving, to say the least. Barca have been haggling over the player with his club, Shakhtar, for longer than we are able to keep track of; so were just glad it’s finally over and his signature is secured, for a reported twenty-five million euros.

Even though he hasn’t officially joined yet, the team got a taste of him first-hand as he played his farewell match with Shakhtar against Barcelona in last night's UEFA Supercup - we don't wonder that he found it very strange. Our take is that he’s a solid defender who will make a great addition to our team. Right now though, we need to go off and practice pronouncing his name, but first we’ll leave you with the background check on him:

- Full name: Dmytro Anatoliyovych Chygrynskiy
- Age: 22
- Height: 1.90 m
- Position: Center back
- National Team: Ukraine
- Previous Clubs: Metalurh Zaporizhzhya, Shakhtar Donetsk

The lad is due to arrive at the club tomorrow and will be presented on Monday.

Birthday Boy: Bojan Krkic Perez

Even though Bojan technically can’t be labeled jailbait anymore, since his eighteenth birthday a year ago in fact; he will still always be the baby on Barca to us – even as he turned nineteen years old yesterday. Congratulations are in order on this most important of occasions; all the best to you, Baby Bo, we love you and will continue to love you forevermore!

The more we think about it, the more we’re convinced, Bojan is just too cute for his own good. Not only does he attract attention/admiration/incessant drooling from us and all the Barca fangirls (and possibly even guys) out there, but he’s also caught the eye of several of his teammates – Geri, Titi, Pedro, none of you can deny it! Frankly, we don’t much blame them.

Bojan forms the perfect combination of innocent cuteness and sizzling hotness, from his irresistible blue eyes to the he-can’t-be-just-a-teen-with-those-muscles physique. Add that he’s awesome on the pitch, and you’ve got the most lovable little baller ever to grace a footie field. Need we say how proud we are of his being a Barca boy?

Barca Buzz: News From UEFA

Yeesh, we're away for a bit and what's happened? Barca has gone through so much in these four days, from winning awards and cups to new signings, and we're frantically catching up with it all... first off, we tackle the UEFA realated:

- You have to be proud of Messi and Xavi, who were named best striker and best midfielder, respectively, of the 2009 UCL. Congrats to them! Their winning really was inevitable though; we can't think how anyone would have expected otherwise. And how cute is Xavi in that suit? We're still rolling over how little he and Messi look, sandwiched in between the comparatively giant Edwin Van Der Sar and John Terry, who went home with the awards for best keeper and best defender. Congrats to them too; although we're really feeling that our Vic should have been named best keeper, especially with the way Edwin played in the final... but what's done is done, can't be helped, so best not mope about it.

- As Champions League winners, Barca faced UEFA Cup champs Shakhtar Donetsk in the UEFA Supercup last night, and came out victorious with a late goal from Pedro in overtime securing the win after a long and tedious match. We're sure that the Blaugrana world is ecstatic over the win, we know we are; match report will be coming up soon.

- Moving on to this season's Champions League, well what do you know, the groups have been drawn! And we really can't believe that Barca turned up in the same group as Inter Milan. It's incredible that we'll be facing them so soon, after the historic striker-switch between the two teams; looks like Ibra and Eto'o will be facing each other and their old teams in the ultimate test. Eto'o seems to be quite happy with this; in any case, these are sure to be a hell of a couple of matches! The other two teams also drawn with us in Group F are Dynamo Kyiv (Ukraine) and Rubin Kazan (Russia).

Monday, August 24, 2009

Match Report: Barcelona 3-0 Athletic Bilbao

Barca have started the season with a blast, winning the Spanish Supercup at home on an aggregate of 5-1. And what a match the boys played last night! It was absolutely brilliant.

Even though the first half was goal-less, it was jam-packed full of potential scoring opportunities. Ibrahimovic is getting accustomed to our playing style and he's fitting in great, and his shots are just amazing! He works incredibly well with Messi, and plays unselfishly, passing the ball and setting up others for the goal in places where his predecessor Eto'o would have taken the shot. He still needs to work on his positioning, but he's getting there. Ibra will work out just fine on Barca.

Passing seemed to be a little off last night, but the boys were generally playing very well, individually and with one another. And they got their break in the second half, when all the lost chances were accounted for with goal after goal...

Messi opened up the scoring with one of the most brilliant and incredible goals this side of the equator. A beautiful Xavi-to-Ibra found him near the area, and he raced forward before shooting the ball from the impossible-to-score-from position at the right of the goal, and we still can't understand how it found its way in. It's physically impossible, but somehow Leo made that ball swerve over and sail right into the left corner of the goal, just amazing.

The next goal wasn't long after, when a squabble in the area ended with Ibrahimovic landing the ball in the net while Dani got fouled in the area. Ibra's shot was waved for a penalty, and Messi stepped up and tucked it in for his and Barca's second goal of the night.

Pep made his substitutions and Ibra was taken off for Bojan, who scored within two minutes of stepping on the pitch. He intercepted a badly made back-pass from Athletic and from there, it was only a matter of walking towards the empty goal and nudging the ball in; the cutest of goals from the cutest of players.

The final minutes spent themselves and the match ended at 3-0 for Barca, and the team was crowned with the Spanish supercup. Our first piece of silver, this trophy marks the perfect kickoff to what is sure to be another spectacular season, as Barca aims for everything once again.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Preseason: FC Barcelona vs Athletic Bilbao, Camp Nou, Sunday, August 23 2009, 22:00 CET

Barca's first final of the season is the second leg of the Spanish Supercup against Athletic Bilbao, and we're in this to win. We have a strong feeling Barca will be getting the season's first silver tonight, as we go into this match with a 2-1 lead and on our own turf... not to mention that several of our stars who were injured for the first leg will be able to play this one. And the fact that Athletic have several sidelined stars as well...

Pep's up to something tonight, having refused to announce which players he'll call up for this match - something he would have usually done long before now. No, he's keeping it till the last minute, so we'll just have to wait and see... what we do know is that Marquez and Iniesta are still recovering from injury, and won't play. The rest of the players are ready, with B-teamers Oier, Fontas, Muniesa, Jonathan and Jeffren also training with the senior squad.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Barca Buzz: Boys In Training

Poor Gerard - his feet must be aching from all the tough work Pep is putting the boys through. All in preparation for tomorrow's Supercopa match... okay, we're not going to pretend there's a point to this post, because there isn't any, other than to drool over the boys as they train. Zlatan is really freaking us out though. Seriously.



Random: Missing Xavi Torres, Baby Talk & Andresito's Sis

- The chicas over at ONTD Football have gone and done the most amazing interview with ex-Barca Boy and hottie, Xavi Torres. We cried buckets when he left the club and never gave up loving him, and this interview is pure gold. Who knew that Xavi did part time male modeling? That he's completeing a college degree for a career in teaching? That when he was a kid, he wanted to be a farmer? Yeah, and run and read it now.

- Barca's Pedro signed a shiny new contract with the club a couple days ago, with an upped buy-out price and until 2014 - if you hadn't heard, you must be jumping in gleeful delight right now. If you did hear before, you must have done your jumping then. If niether case applies, you need to get yourself checked.

- Victor's baby mama: a paid surrogate? We really don't know what to believe... this is pretty weird.

- We'd like to wish a blessed Ramadan to all, and to the Muslim footballers and particularly Barca's three: Yaya Toure, Seydou Keita, and Eric Abidal!
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- Meet Mirabel, the sister of Barca's Andres Iniesta. So this is the famous hairdresser sis who experiments on Andresito's head? Doesn't she look so much like him? And why is it that every photo of her is seemingly taken by herself in front of a mirror?

Friday, August 21, 2009

Gossip on the Guys: Victor Is A Father!

Congratulations to Barca keeper Victor Valdes: he's just become a father!

Victor was absent from training yesterday to be with his partner, Yolanda Cardona, as she gave birth. The baby boy is called Dylan, the couple having picked out the name a while ago, and weighed in at 3 kgs. Baby and mama are both healthy.

The couple had planned a C-section birth for the 20th of August so that Victor would be sure not to miss it. Reportedly, he rejoins training with the team today. Again, congrats to him and the mama on their first baby!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Match Report: Barcelona 0-1 Manchester City

It feels like we were anticipating more from Ibrahimovic. He did good enough, but really wasted some chances. Of course, we aren’t laying judgment on the guy after his first forty five minutes playing, but it could have been better.

That said, Ibra was recovering from injury and this was his first match in weeks, and his first match on a new team, where he still needs to find his place and touch; so we’re letting this go. Surely Ibrahimovic will, in future matches, prove his worth on Barca…

Moving on to the match itself; Pep rolled out a starting lineup consisting virtually of B-teamers and substitutes, who didn’t exactly do the job. The players weren’t moving well without the ball and overall positioning was very off, and too many passes were going astray. We were attacking frequently enough, but the attacks weren’t going through. Almost every time our players got near the box, they would lose the ball to the opposition. Again, bad positioning, bad passing.

Only Jeffren was moving right; he was great in the first half, but he had nothing to work with. Bojan was playing selfishly, and Pedro was lost on the left. It seems Pep put him there as an experiment, and it looks like we’ve all learned that right winger is the only place for Pedro. He is wasted on the left; there was none of the magic that we saw in him during the Athletic match where he was phenomenal in Messi’s place.

Although City didn’t attack that much, when they did it was dangerous. Their goal came out of nowhere, without a whisper of defense to speak of; our backline was very un-solid, especially after Puyol came off.

The second half was much better. With the likes of Messi, Ibra, Pique, and Dani coming on, the attack was much more palpable and the defense came to life. Messi played a great match, it’s really a shame that we didn’t score, because we should have. There were a lot of chances, awesome work from Messi in particular, and all in all, we did everything in that second half but score. And can we just mention how un-impressed we are by Thiago? That kid really needs to work on his aim.

Before we conclude, let’s talk about Gai. Having subbed out the ineffective Pedro, Pep put him on as left winger, really not having much of a choice what with Iniesta and Henry both injured. We find him interesting, but strangely immobile. He would stay rooted in the one place on the left wing, wait for the ball to come to him, do some Cristiano-like dribbling past the defenders then pass it in to the box – same repeated scenario almost every time he got the ball, which was surprisingly often. We’re not sure how we feel about it, something tells us he would be better off in midfield.

So Barca lost the Gamper… strangely, we don’t really mind. Perhaps because history has shown that whenever we tore it up in the Gamper Cup, the season that followed wasn’t good; and whenever we didn’t do so well in this Cup, we had a great season.

As a final note, we must make mention in this report on appearances – first of all, Pep: how hot was he last night? Nobody can wear a half-tucked bright white jacket over jeans as well as he can, we’re still raving about how amazing he looked.

Secondly, Pique: He was wearing short sleeves. When was the last time we saw Pique in short sleeves? We don’t even remember. He’s always in the long, even when it’s boiling out and the rest of the team are wearing the short. Perhaps this limited edition Gamper shirt only comes with short sleeves? Speaking of which, we really don’t like that kit. But moving back to Pique: he’s gone beardless too. Why, just why? Doesn’t he realize that he looks about twelve when he’s clean-shaven?

Thirdly: That Bartra fellow from the B-team, he’s cute. His hair reminds us of Marquez’s. We hope he sticks around. And as long as we’re talking about hair, Ibra should really do something with his.